The naked girl was thrown clear
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take...
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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi
A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why...
A burglar breaks into a house
After some loud bangs and thuds, a man living there rushes to the door to see what’s going on. He finds the burglar, stumbling around and...
Older women having a smoke in nursing home
Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off...
A man and wife were making love
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy...
My mate down the pub asked me last night
My mate down the pub asked me last night “Why do you have so many s** noises saved to your phone?” I said, “It’s for sound...
After a late night of drinking
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few...
A woman gives birth to a baby
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.” The...
A husband and wife out of their house
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
Mary and Jane are talking
Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying.‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane.‘I went to that hypnotherapist...