The husband was not home at his usual hour
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she...
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the...
A man in his mid forties bought
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the...
A woman goes to her boyfriends
A woman goes to her boyfriends parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all...
A crowded city at a busy bus stop
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped...
An old blind cowboy wanders
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack...
Little old lady goes to the doctor
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much....
Once a blonde wanted to go
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell...
A young Scottish lad and lassie
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they...
A couple have not been getting along
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can...