A man was having a few in the local bar
A man was having a few in the local bar when he noticed a sailor sitting at the other end of the bar. The sailor had...
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Two Norwegian scientists
Two Norwegian scientists were operating on a frog…. They taught it to jump on command. When they said “Jump!” it leaped forwards. They removed one rear...
A boy was walking down a road
One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then placed...
A frog walks into a bank
A frog walks into a bank… and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says,...
In the beginning of the 20th century
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new...
A beggar enters a bar
A beggar enters a bar, goes to one of the tables, and asks the man sitting there: “Could you buy me some coffee?” The man responds:...
A wealthy man met a beggar on the street
A wealthy man met a beggar on the street. The beggar pleaded to the wealthy man to give him a dollar to buy something to eat....
Grandmother makes me hand sewn clothing
Every birthday my Grandmother makes me hand sewn clothing as a gift and mails them from her hometown… … Last year she sent me an oversized...
A grandmother was surprised
A grandmother was surprised when she wakes up to a cup of coffee from her 8 year old grandson A grandmother was surprised when she wakes...
Little Charlie asks his grandmother
While visiting the old folks home, little Charlie asks his grandmother, “Grandma, what is ‘dark humor’?” His grandma replies, “Watch, I’ll show you.” She points at...