A prosecuting attorney called his first witness
A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded,...
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My house doesnt have a swimming pool
“Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an...
A group of kindergarteners
A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby...
The wife checked her husbands phone
The wife checked her husbands phone and found these names: Tender one . Amazing one . Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One and...
A sneak glimpse of a boy who moved
A sneak glimpse of a boy who moved the entire globe to tears was shared on Facebook by the group “Dreamcatchers for Abused Children.”This group works...
Bear are getting a divorce
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce....
Valued employees was absent
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number...
A mans dog has a problem
A mans dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet’s. The vet looks at the dog and says that he’ll have to take...
A man got a parrot
This worked fine with my level 200a on up. A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had...
James was walking down the road
James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. “Morning, Danny. Er … Danny, you’re wearing a glove on one hand...