A Big Glass Of Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
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I gonna go pick her up
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he...
An archaeologist in Egypt
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but...
A man is on a plane
A man is on a plane The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says...
A Chinese man came home
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few...
A farmer goes out and buys a new
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, theyoung rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the...
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s just perfect: 3-piece suit, great build with a nice...
Little Billy came home from school
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat...
Last day on the job
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
Why Women Need a Husband?
A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my...