New Jokes

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She...

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second...

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because...

Man goes to his Doctor for his first prostate exam. Doctor-“remove your pants and bend over the table” as he proceeds to put on a rubber...

I was walking through the park and came across this guy typing on an old-fashioned typewriter. He tapped his chin for a second before saying, “Othello”...

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is...

An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my s** drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...