Guy goes to a doctor
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with s**. “I think my privates are too small.” he says. The doctor asks him...
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Mary and Jane are talking
Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying.‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane.‘I went to that hypnotherapist...
The wife is sitting in the bed
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
A husband exclaims to his wife
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
A wife comes home late one night
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
His wife was really angry
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
A little boy enters a barber shop
A little boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers something to his customer; “This is the stupidest child in the world. Watch while I prove it...
A child came down crying
One night, a little boy came down the stairs crying. “What happen?” her mother asked. “Do people really come from dust, as they said in church?” sob. “They...
A boy on his first day of work
A boy on his first day of work in a drugstore receives advice from a veteran colleague… – Look kid, if you want to succeed you...
It was once that Pepito was in class
It was once that Pepito was in class and his teacher told him I want them to bring a little bottle of pee tomorrow. They all...