A wife found her husband standing
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
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An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
I Want My Husband in a Blue Suit
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function...
A Very Smart Blonde
A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000....
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A...
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in...
I was invited out for a night with the girls
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told Jerry that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well,...
On their first date
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?”...
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university: “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and...