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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went...

The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut When an old friend came to visit from another...

A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember. Finally,...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions… Officer: What’s 2+2?Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer:...

Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and...

Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer: ” I would like 20,000 of them.” Clerk: “What would you...

A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and then another, and then a fourth, but no payment came…...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not...

A wife says to her husband, a computer scientist: “Could you please go to the market and buy a carton of milk and if they have...

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate...