A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon...
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Two friends went out to play golf
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. “Don’t...
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred,...
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, “darn … I’d just as soon give birth...
A man is visiting a foreign country
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but...
A blonde woman is driving down the road
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her...
Little kid is walking up the street
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...
A woman gave her two sons to different
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain...
A Young Woman Asked Her Mom
A Young Woman Asked Her Mom If She Could Go Out For Some Fries And Eat Them With Friends For 2 Hours. Her Mom Said, “Sure.”...
A Couple Are Rushing Into The Hospital
A Couple Are Rushing Into The Hospital Because The Wife Is Going Into Labor. As They Walk, A Doctor Says To Them That He Has Invented...