Four Catholic ladies

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.


The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father.'”


The second Catholic woman chirps, “My son is

a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace.'”


The third Catholic woman says smugly, “My son is a Cardinal.

Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Eminence.'”


The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.


The first three women give her this subtle “Well…?”


She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6’2,

hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room,

people say, ‘Oh my God…'”