Four Fathers are waiting in the Hospital, while their wives are in labour
The nurse comes in and tells the first man, “Congrats! You’re the father of twins!”
“What a coincidence!” the man says “I work for the Twin Star Enterprise!”
The nurse returns in a short while later and tells the second man, “You are the father of triplets!”
“Wow what a coincidence!” he replies. “I work for 3M Corporation
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
“Another coincidence! I work for the Four Sea-sons Hotel!”
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he wakes, the others ask, “What’s wrong?”
“What’s wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!”