Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten? The boy’s hand.
o O o
Yesterday’s news: A blond jogging
at the park was rapped.
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds
are jogging at the park!!
o O o
Girl to Mom: When I see the
neighbor’s son, my braa tightens.
Mom: Next time, don’t wear the bra, his pant would tighten.
