Having lots of beautiful women

A man is about to walk into a bar known for having lots

of beautiful women, when a bouncer stops him at the door.


The bouncer says, “We have a dress policy where ties are mandatory

for men, and you are just wearing a shirt that’s open at the

collar. So sorry, I can’t let you in.”

So the man returns to his vehicle, to see if he has a tie

anywhere. Sadly, he doesn’t, but while looking, he notices a

set of jumper cables in the back of his car. He’s desperate

to get into the bar, so he fashions the jumper cables into

a rough tie knot around his neck, with the ends dangling free.

When he goes back to the bar, the bouncer looks him

over carefully, and then then nods. “Okay, I guess you

can come in now,” he says. “Just don’t start anything.”