Her husband in a very drunken

The young bride approached her awaiting husband

on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their

first love-making encounter.


In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.


This scenario was repeated each time they made love

for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way

for her to buy new clothes, etc.


Arriving home around noon one day, she found

her husband in a very drunken state.


Over the next few minutes she heard of

the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate

down sizing and it’s effects on a 50 year old executive.


Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing

deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.


Pointing across the parking lot she gestured

toward the local bank while handing him stock

certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and

informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.


She told him that for 30 years she had charged

him each time they had s**, and this was the

result of her investments.


By now he was distraught and beating his

head against the side of the car.


She asked him why the disappointment at such

good news and he replied, “If I had known what

you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!”