His girlfriend for dinner

A guy have just been invited to his girlfriend for

dinner and sleepover for the first time.

Since theyve never done “it” he got really excited

and thought that this would be the day he lost his

virginity. So the day before the dinner he goes into an

shop to buy some condoms. He picks one up and

and since hes feeling slightly embarrased in front

of the shopkeeper he have the urge to explain.

“Well my GF invited me to an dinner tommorow

and I think this will be the night when we do “it”

for the first time”. The shopkeeper just accept it

with a nod. Then the guy takes up an second condom.


“Well its her sister. Shes like an older hotter

version of my GF and if Im lucky I might sneak up

into her bed aswell…” Then he picks up a third condom.


“Its my GFs mom, Ive seen pictures of her. Shes really

hot for her age. If Im really really lucky tommorow

I might score an hatrick” The shopkeeper rolls his

eyes a bit and then let him buy the condoms.


The next day the whole family and the BF are sitting

down around the table. The family is a little religious

so before the dinner the say grace. When the family

is done they notice the guy just keep on praying and

praying. It goes on for a long time. After a while the

GF feels nudge him in the ribs..


“I didnt know you were this religious”


“No and I didnt know youre father was an shopkeeper…”