As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him
some advice “Son, when I got married to your mother,
the first thing I did when we got home was strip her
naked, take off my pants…
Then, I gave them to your mother and told her
to try them on, which she did. They were huge on
her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because
they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too
big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.’ …Ever since that day, son, we have never
had a single problem.”
Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to
his wife on his wedding night.
Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack.
“Try these on,” she said. Jack went along with it and
tried them on, but they were far too small.
“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into
your panties,” said Jack.
“Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change
your attitude, you never will!”
