After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side.
“Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing
I did when we got home was take off my pants.
I gave them to your mother and told her to try them
on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said
that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large.
I said to her, ‘Of course they are too big for you, I wear the
pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that day,
son, we have never had a single problem.” Brian took his
dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his
wedding night. Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them
to Brian. “Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with it
and tried them on, but they were far too small. “What’s the
point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,”
Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”
