King and his beautiful queen

Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful

king and his beautiful queen.
The queen was so gorgeous that the king’s

ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her.
One day, the king got an invitation to visit the

King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom.
Before leaving, he asked his three ministers to

take good care of his queen and all his affairs during his absence.
All three pronounced their loyalty.
That night, when the queen was deep asleep

the king placed a sharp blade inside her because he didn’t trust his three ministers.
The following week, the king returned and

summoned his three ministers to the palace.
He ordered all three to strip. To the king’s surprise,

two of them were penisless and the third was fine.
The two unfaithful ministers were immediately executed.


The king praised the third minister for his

loyalty and asked him what he wished.
“Aaaah, aaaaaaaaah,” he replied.