“lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced
ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her
new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be
if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to
be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3
was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just
couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew
he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was
an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance
and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his
job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was
never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk
about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a
stamp collector. All he ever did was…God, I miss him! But now that I’ve married you,
I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This
time I know I’m going to get really screwed!
