Man comes home to find his

Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a

dldo up her. “What are you doing,” he shouts.

“Well you won’t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute,”

she explains. The next night the daughter comes home

to find her dad with a dldo up his arse


drinking a can of beer, “What are you doing,”

she shouts.


He replays, “Having a beer with your boyfriend.”