Mary would like to return to earth once.
God allows it, but only on the condition that she calls heaven every evening.
No sooner said than done.
On the first evening, Mary calls Heaven: “This is the Mary. I saw myself a beautiful skirt.
May I buy it?” “Yes, you may. But call back tomorrow night.”
The second night, “Here’s the Mary. I saw such a nice lipstick. Can I buy it?” “Sure,
see you tomorrow.”
On the third evening: “Here is Mary.”
