My mate down the pub asked me last night
“Why do you have so many s** noises
saved to your phone?”
I said, “It’s for sound effects during s**.”
He asked, “Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?”
I replied, “No, I work in a morgue.”
My mate down the pub asked me last night
“Why do you have so many s** noises
saved to your phone?”
I said, “It’s for sound effects during s**.”
He asked, “Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?”
I replied, “No, I work in a morgue.”
