I came downstairs this morning and my wife
asked me what I wanted for breakfast.
So I said, ‘Eggs, bacon, fried bread
and mushrooms.’
At least that’s what I meant to say.
What I actually said was, ‘You’ve
ruined my life, you fat ugly witch.’
I came downstairs this morning and my wife
asked me what I wanted for breakfast.
So I said, ‘Eggs, bacon, fried bread
and mushrooms.’
At least that’s what I meant to say.
What I actually said was, ‘You’ve
ruined my life, you fat ugly witch.’
