My wife has tried to change me

“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried

to change me. She got me to stop drinking,

smoking and running around until all hours of

the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the

fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even

how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.


“Sounds like you may be bitter because she

changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.


“I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved,

she just isn’t good enough for me.”