Ok, So superman was flying around on day after
he had saved the world.
“Man that was hard work, Now I need to
relax and fck a btch.”
And so he went to the batcave.
He walked over to batman and asked, “You know any
hoes that just want to have sx?” Batman looked
and replied, “Well I heard superwomen wants to have sx.”
Superman looked at him and shook his head,”Well
superwomen wants to have sx with EVERYONE.”
So intern he goes to robin, “Look robin I know your
gay and all but do you know any hoes that want to fck.”
Robin replies, “Well I heard superwomens pretty good.”
Superman looks and says,”Well EVERYONE hears
superwomen is good.”
Pissed superman flies off.
While hes flying he passes over a field.
He looks down and sees superwomen completly
naked with her legs spread.
Superman thinks to himself, “I can get in and out in
faster than a speeding bullet.”
So he flies down gets in and gets out faster than a bullet.
Back in the field superwomen looks around and
says, “What the f*ck was that?”
and invisible man says, “I don’t know but my ass hurts.”