There’s a crippled old beggar on a sidewalk in El Paso with a sign
and a paper cup..
A businessman stops, reads the sign that says ‘Disabled
Vet’ and decides to give him a few dollars.
“Look on the bright side,” he says. “Things could
be worse- you could be blind!”
“I know what you mean..” says the beggar, “When
I was blind, people only
gave me pesos!”
