Two older women were outside their nursing home,
having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her
cigarette, and continued smoking. First Lady:Whats that?
Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it? Second Lady : You can
get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles
herself into the local drugstore and announces to the
pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy,
obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all,
over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand
she prefers. Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
