One night a man and woman went to his house to have s**
when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents
and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want
to change positions say “lettuce” and if you want to
go faster say “tomatos”
So they were getting it on and she was screaming
“lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos”
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
“Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me”!
