An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
An elephant and an ant meet in a forest
An elephant and an ant meet in a forest. The elephant looks at the ant and says: “You know, I am the strongest animal in this...
There are wife and husband
There are wife and husband. He is a fisherman and goes out very early in the morning. One night he goes out at two and it’s raining...
A man commits a crime and has to stay in prison
A man commits a crime and has to stay in prison for five years. Without having too many illusions, the man recommends to his wife: “Dear,...
My Wife Cannot Hear Well
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how...
I Want My Husband in a Blue Suit
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
Because Your Blouse is Open
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her bre****s.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function...
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she...
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...