A old man who had played golf
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, “That’s it! I’m...
A man and his wife are grocery shopping
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
John and Mary were having dinner
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John...
A Very Smart Blonde
A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000....
A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana
A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and...
A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway
A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right...
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A...
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in...
An old man lived alone in Idaho
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used...
Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day
Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, “Mark this...