The Laziest Man Ever
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if...
A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, “ How can I tell my wife that I’ve...
A couple arrived at town hall
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
The mayor must have been having a bad day
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A man returns from a holiday trip
A man returns from a holiday trip to Amsterdam feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to hospital to undergo...
A cop saw a young blonde woman
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a street lamp. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped...
Jack is A Smart Guy
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...
A blonde wanted to sell her car
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...
Anywhere I touch myself it hurts
The blond says: “Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts! She continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor’s...