A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions… Officer: What’s 2+2?Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer:...
A blonde is going door to door
A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. “Hey...
A blonde girl was going on her first date
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -it will feel...
A bartender is waiting for closing time
A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up, and go home. It’s a slow night and he has no...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are complete write-offs, but amazingly neither of...
Three buddies die in a car crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and...
A New York Lawyer died
A New York Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer...
A lawyer bought a new Mercedes
A lawyer bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...
He cuddles up to his wife
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her...