A very attractive blonde woman
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of...
A gang of robbers
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The...
Do you have any cockroaches
Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer: ” I would like 20,000 of them.” Clerk: “What would you...
Working on the trees
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about...
I’m just a bad golfer
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day: “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about...
How’s your day going
Johnny sits at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in...
A month went by without a remittance
A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and then another, and then a fourth, but no payment came…...
A Blind man with a dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg. The man...
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the...
Grandmas were sitting on a bench
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas...