A cruise ship
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink,...
A woman’s husband had been slipping
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A young couple decided to wed
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not...
The phone rings and the lady
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
Three old men were sitting on a bench
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
A traffic camera – Joke of the day
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing...
A computer scientist
A wife says to her husband, a computer scientist: “Could you please go to the market and buy a carton of milk and if they have...
A husband and wife visited a farm
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does...
A Tired Housewife
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so...
A king had 10 wild dogs
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was...