15 kids
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “Wow!” the social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,”...
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting...
Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to...
A little old lady who was nearly blind
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her....
Husband had to interrupt their vacation
To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because...
While traveling on a train
While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that...
I am bloody freezing
2 polar bears are walking around in the arctic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says, ” Dad i got...
He cheated on his wife
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones,...
A blonde was sick
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later...
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate...