One day a vampire goes to a bar
One day a vampire goes to a bar and asks for a pint of blood but doesn’t get any and walks out… A couple of minutes...
A family is at the dinner table
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,...
One evening a wife
One evening, a wife drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devote they are? He kisses...
A son went to a restaurant
A son went to a restaurant with his dad who was in his 70s. After a while, a girl with a rainbow colorful hair came in....
Girl & boy go for a movie
Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? The boy’s hand.o O...
Lawyer married a woman
“lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”...
Man and a woman were approaching
“man and a woman were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he...
An old lady visit her dentist
“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The...
A small boy asks his Dad
“A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of...
Art collector called his client
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some...