A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After...
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel...
Little April was not the best student
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell...
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada.He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.“ Wear your worst clothing and an...
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said,“We had that barn insured for fifty...
A cabbie picks up a Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks...
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl...
A young job applicant was being interviewed
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?” “Not even a little,” said the young...
Three mice are sitting in a bar
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The...