A mother and baby camel are talking
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies,“Well...
Christmas holiday preparations
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday...
A trombonist returns home
A trombonist returns home from the practice with the trombone on the back seat of his car. He needs to stop to do groceries. When he...
A guy pops his head out and says
A guy pops his head out and says, “sorry, but we are out of bread.” The Pole in line begins shouting: “I have lived in this...
A woman goes to the Doctor
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to...
A Florentine had in his home
A Florentine had in his home a young man who instructed his children in the elements of knowledge. After a long stay, the young tutor felt...
Two engineers were standing
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed...
A man spends his first night in prison
A man spends his first night in prison… Right after lights out, he is surprised to hear someone yell “42!”, after which the entire cell block...
A man boards a bus to his surprise
A man boards a bus to his surprise it is full of users. He finds an empty space and settles in. He quickly finds out a...
The classic Halloween monsters
To celebrate Halloween, the classic Halloween monsters decided to throw a party. At full swing, some of the monsters decided to have a drink and sit...