A 75 year old man his hair is completely white
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later he is siting...
A salesman was traveling
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray...
A man was having a few in the local bar
A man was having a few in the local bar when he noticed a sailor sitting at the other end of the bar. The sailor had...
A teacher asks the kids
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna start...
A husband got called into a hospital
A husband got called into a hospital. His wife’s just had a really bad car accident… He’s pacing nervously in waiting hall expecting the doctor to...
There were three brothers
There were three brothers, Foot, Footfoot and Footfootfoot. They were living their lives for years but someday Foot became gravely ill and died.After 1 month of...
A man is sitting in his doctors office
A man is sitting in his doctors office waiting for his test results: Doc: Well, Jim. I’m sorry but your tests say that you have a...
A chicken would come into his house
One day a man noticed… a chicken would come into his house, take a book from the bookshelf in its beak and carry it off into...
I went fishing this morning
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms… Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a...
Two scientists are studying
Two scientists are studying how far frogs can jump. Their first step was to teach a frog to jump on command. This completed, they yelled jump,...