Bear are getting a divorce
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce....
Valued employees was absent
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number...
A panda bear walks into a restaurant
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts...
Man got on a crowded bus
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one...
An architect was very famous
An architect was very famous because he always ordered exactly enough materials for every building he built. He was very popular because he could build buildings...
There was a man who has two dogs
There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only...
A man wanted to become a monk
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take...
A mans dog has a problem
A mans dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet’s. The vet looks at the dog and says that he’ll have to take...
A man got a parrot
This worked fine with my level 200a on up. A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had...
James was walking down the road
James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. “Morning, Danny. Er … Danny, you’re wearing a glove on one hand...