Let me hold your monkey
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed...
The young man kept writing furioulsy
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their...
A lorry driver is driving
A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and...
There is this man who meets
There is this man who meets a fairy. He is granted three wishes. Having wished for his most urgent needs the man uses his third wish...
Two factory workers are talking
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do...
Woman who will be a good wife
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
Man and his wife have gone to bed
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”His wife rolls...
These are the Gates to Heaven
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender:“Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before...