Little Johnny Fell In Love
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father.Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great...
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.She...
A man wanted Valentines Day to be special
A man wanted Valentines Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist’s to order a bouquet of his...
I can use it again
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton...
The Meaning of Dreams
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...
A truck driver was driving down
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest...
A plastic surgeon invented a radical
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining It to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw...
Three women are out clubbing
Three women are out clubbing and they spot a club that says, “Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go...
A mathematician and his best friend
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. “How did you like it?” the mathematician wants to...
A game warden was driving
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...