Prostate exam

Man goes to his Doctor for his first prostate exam.


Doctor-“remove your pants and bend over

the table” as he proceeds to put on a rubber glove and lubes it up.


The Doctor inserts his finger and begins to probe.


Doctor- “You shouldn’t feel any pain and don’t mind the erection”


Patient- “Doctor I don’t have an erection”


Doctor- “I wasn’t talking about you”