Sex without light

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always

insisted on shutting off the light.


Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was

ridiculous. She figured she would break him

out of this crazy habit. So one night, while

they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,

romantic session, she turned on the lights.


She looked down. and saw her husband was

holding a battery-operated leisure device …

a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.


She went completely ballistic. “You impotent

bastard,” She screamed at him, “How could you

be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!”


The husband looks her straight in the eyes

and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy … you explain the kids.”