At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of s**
education and asked her students if they’d ever seen
anything that was related to s** education on TV.
Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie
about women having babies.
“Great,” said the teacher, “that’s very important.”
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had
seen a TV show about people getting married.
“Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a
western where some Indians came riding over the hill and
John Wayne shot them all.
The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn’t
have anything to do with s** education.”
“Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians
not to f**k with John Wayne.”