The teacher was trying to approach the topic

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of s**

education and asked her students if they’d ever seen

anything that was related to s** education on TV.


Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie

about women having babies.
“Great,” said the teacher, “that’s very important.”


Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had

seen a TV show about people getting married.
“Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.


Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a

western where some Indians came riding over the hill and

John Wayne shot them all.
The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn’t

have anything to do with s** education.”
“Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians

not to f**k with John Wayne.”