The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather
how often a married couple should have s**. His grandfather tells him,
“When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several
times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have
s** maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky
to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary.”
The young fellow asks, “How about you and Grandma?”
His grandfather replies, “Oh, we just have oral s** now. She goes
into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells,
‘F**k you,’ and I holler back, ‘F**k you, too!'”
