Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who’s the hardest.
1st mouse says I’m the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out
and as the bar comes down i bench press it 30 times
and throw it across the room!
2nd mouse says : you poof! I get rat poison’ crush it into powder and
snort it.
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door,
where are you going? asked the other 2. Home he replied to shag the cat!!
