Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even
the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend
“We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my
pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck
on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown
out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”.
His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to
the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are
thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the
floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in
five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out
before we even reached the first bar!”
