Two people Lisa and Brian married

There once was two people Lisa and Brian


They got married and had a child.


The only problem was that the child was only

a head, he had no arms, legs or torso.


So all his life he was picked on and teased

and he always wished he had a body.


So when he turned 21 his dad took him to

a bar and let him have his first beer ever.


When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out.


When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out.


After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body.


As they left the bar, he was very drunk

and was hit by a bus and he died.


The moral of the story “Quit while you’re a head.”